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Mayan Travels
Poor Me
I was a little cranky the other day. I didn’t have a good reason. There seldom is. According to Dale Carnegie, the worst habit you can have is the habit of feeling sorry for yourself. I agree, but that afternoon I had barely managed to pull myself away from that most detestable of emotions, self pity.
I had walked away down the dock of the Marina to escape my funk. For me its kind of like getting away from myself. I leave my former self behind at a brisk pace and in a few minutes I feel better. Physiologically the improvement in mood can be attributed to increased endorphins, but its not that simple. I know I am not alone in my habit of walking off the blues or jogging away from the edge of the black abyss of potential depression. I see people walking briskly, talking away to themselves with careless abandon. They are comfortable in the knowledge that the blue tooth headset that protrudes cyborg like from their ear has folks convinced they are conversing with someone other than just themselves.
It is a cover I have fortunately not needed to use. We have a dog. Dogs listen to what ever you have to say. They are happy to do so as long as your tone does not startle or confuse them. If you want to feel really bad about yourself try explaining and comforting your dog when your last outburst cast to the heavens has caused your dog to cower. If you don’t feel bad about your behavior at that point then I suggest you seek professional help or consider putting your dog up for adoption.
Proceeding along the boardwalk of the Marina I passed by the harbor masters office and waved to one of the Marina’s general laborers. He is a tall middle aged man of perhaps Garifuna descent who is usually either singing or shouting a greeting to somebody. This greeting was directed at me and I know I should have smiled when I waved but I didn’t have it in me yet.
Paula was busy on the computer with a story and our dog Zoey is just getting too old and slow for the pace I needed to walk. I would have to walk alone and get myself back in the groove. We have decided not to get another dog when Zoey passes away and although its the correct thing to do we struggle with the logic versus the emotional benefits of having a dog.We are dog people.
I rounded the corner of the Marina and was accelerating along the covered storage berths of the Marina when I caught motion. A black movement from under the boat just passed. Instant recognition on both our parts but for me a mixture of happy and sad. We had named this dog Smiley. He had a most curious smile that accompanied his vigorous tail wagging and low vocalization that could be only called a greeting. Smiley’s greeting and its meaning was as clear as any creole I had heard between native Belizeans. The last time I had seen Smiley I had figured it to be our last. He was barely more than a pup and it was obvious that he would never see old age. A car or truck had clipped his back right leg and it swung uselessly from his hip. There was no smile and no appetite left in Smiley and when a few days had passed I had resigned myself to the possibility that Smiley had limped off some where to die alone.
I was wrong. Smiley limped towards me looking about as pathetic as a hurt dog can. His smile wasn’t there and his tail wag was just slight, causing his leg to flail out to the side as he held it off the dirt. I patted his filthy head said a few things I wouldn’t want my fellow tough guy pilots to know and walked back to our RV.
I told Paula about Smiley when I got back. She made up some food and water containers and took them over to him. It was an act of kindness for a dog I still knew wouldn’t likely live.
Wrong again. Smiley shows up at our RV on a regular basis these days. His leg still flails around and when he tries to pee he often forgets that leg doesn’t lift and well you can imagine the result. Smiley is back to his old self though, talking and smiling, giving the other dogs a charge when they get close to his food pile. Yeah, we feed the stray dogs here, just like I did at the airport in Greece last summer. Its a charity we can afford and it does good for man and beast, heart and soul.
You can learn a lot about life from a dog.
To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace. ~Milan Kundera
What do you do?
Its the first and second question you get asked when people query you on your occupation and you respond , ” I am a helicopter pilot.” The second question goes like this usually. “So what do you do? fly for the news , air ambulance, military etc…
The public has a limited knowledge of the work helicopters do despite the medias extensive use of helicopters in television,movies,news gathering and sporting events etc… H.A.I. does a pretty good job representing the industry although individual membership and participation is dismal. I can not understand why pilots don’t join more organizations that represent their industry? Perhaps we see ourselves as companies of one and rugged individualists that take care of them selves, or maybe we just want to hide in the center of the herd ?
I admit that after seeing the kind of participation that exists on public helicopter forums online, I would be hesitant to participate publicly as well. Most people, (pilots and mechanics) post comments on these helicopter sites anonymously and the childish rhetoric that gets posted would frighten most potential users of helicopter services. In this case the public is best left ignorant to this representation of our industry.
I received an email the other day from the administrator of a helicopter companies forum site. He made the point that I was no longer an employee of the company and that while there was no “policy” on non employees on the forum site currently,that policy may change. I could see what his concerns may have been and not wishing to have myself found persona non Grata or possibly be in a conflict of interest situation ,I asked him to remove me from the site.
The irony to my no longer being on the forum is that I was one of the more active participants and contributors when the site first opened. I quickly confirmed what I already suspected about most of the other pilots in the company who joined the forum. They would sit back and read the posts without contributing anything. To my way of thinking its like voting. If you don’t participate then you have nothing to say about the results.
I have had a great career with a huge variety of flying assignments but there will always be a type of flying that I didn’t get to do or perhaps didn’t want to. Nevertheless, I am trying to create an open discussion thread where helicopter pilots could submit a brief description of some interesting type of flying that they have done that was out of the ordinary .
Any ideas on where to start? I already know that most helicopter pilots would much rather talk than write anything.
Belize T-Shirt
The river or creek we forded was only knee to waist deep and the smooth stones made for easy walking if you were careful about not stepping on a large stones that could tip over, doing the same to you. The water was perfectly clear which made foot placement choices easy. Falling in the water on a hot sticky day in the jungle isn’t a bad thing unless your camera gets wet.Once across the water we walked along a coarse sand beach that gradually ascended to a large level rock that was part of the opening to a huge cavern. The cavern was about 150′ across and 30′ high at its center. There was no way to know how far the cavern went back inside but the people floating through the cavern on their inner tubes would have an idea. I could hear them laughing and talking long before they appeared out of the darkness. They came floating around the bend in the river and into the light that filtered through the trees of the jungle and bounced off the water in front of the cave.
Cave tubing is what the activity is called and in Belize there are at least four places to “cave tube”. This series of river caverns is relatively close to Belize city and the happy floaters I saw before me looked like cruise ship people.
Paula laughs at my type casting analysis of tourists based on their appearance,age,accents and attire. The funniest part is that I am usually correct in my guess. When you meet and fly a lot of people you develop an eye for peoples nationality and whether they are locals,travelers or tourists. I was happy to see these folks had chosen an activity that was giving them so much enjoyment. It got me thinking about some of the other cruise ship vacationers and tourists who had chosen to either stay aboard the ship or just simply walk around the port area of Belize. I realize that not everyone is physically able to hike around jungle trails and float down a river through caverns. There is just so much to see that is beautiful in Belize. To not make an effort to get out and see something seems like a wasted opportunity.
It reminds me of a friend of mine who travels extensively all over the globe.We have worked together in several countries.I fly the helicopter and he fixes what I break.Almost every airport gift shop he visits he buys a T-Shirt . He never seems to like anywhere he has to work and takes little or no interest in what ever country he is visiting. Back in the U.S.A. he lives in a small town and knows almost everyone. He has simple interests and is a very likable guy. Around his little town he can be often seen wearing T-shirts that say Sydney, Venice and other interesting places. He never talks much about his travels ,just where he has been and what the work had been like.
I am sure people in his town must say , ” that Bob ,sure has an interesting job.”
“He travels all over the world. It must be great to do that”
Do what, I wonder ?
Silver State Helicopters,Too big too fast ?
Or a dozen other excuses for a company to fold taking the dreams and money of the students at Silver State Helicopters.In fact its a pyramid scheme endorsed and promoted by the FAA.
I have been telling prospective pilots for about two years now to stay away from flight training at Silver State Helicopters. The fact that I have or had three friends working at Silver State Helicopters in high placed positions put me a little more in the know than the average Joe…but,really ,anybody with a knowledge of the helicopter business could have seen this train wreck coming.
I feel bad for the students. Its a hard lesson to learn but you are in good company. A lot of people who should have known better and perhaps did will lose or appear to lose as well.About 34 years ago I finished my flight training,was hired as a pilot and went in to work only to find the doors to the second largest helicopter company in Canada closed.
I have seen helicopter bankruptcies several times over my long career and they all have the same three factors in common.
1. Helicopter company management that lacks fiscal responsibility and has little or no independent accounting oversight.
2. A naive, or greedy and naive financial lender.
3. A pyramid scheme that is not only unchallenged but endorsed by government.
Let me talk about point three first. Pyramid schemes work as long as new blood is drawn into the “plan”. In this case the FAA promotes this type of business by allowing the blind to train the blind. A quick example. The student who gets started early in the company ,will have his/her training over and done quickly ,particularly if he or she shows promise as a good pilot and communicator. Nothing wrong with that. However the only employment available to the graduating student is as a flight instructor. This newly graduated student with no real world helicopter experience and very limited time in helicopters is now employed as a certified flight instructor . It is in his or her best interest and their employers to get more students and perpetuate the scheme. The problem is that there are a finite amount of pilot jobs outside of flight training that an inexperienced commercial helicopter pilot can get . One commercial helicopter pilot out of five will get some kind of flying job in really good times and one in ten in average times. That job is almost always as a flight instructor in the U.S.A.
The plan collapses under the weight of its own excess. How long it takes varies with the economy , the amount of students starting and the availability to place flight instructors in junior positions in the real commercial helicopter industry. The helicopter industry shortage of pilots allowed this pyramid to really grow to unprecedented size. “The bigger they are”….. crash!
Point two. Why do supposedly smart financial operations get duped by helicopter operations year after year? Sometimes its their fault and sometimes they have the protection of secondary insurance or government backed programs. Sometimes they are just greedy and lack knowledge of the aviation industry,or appear to lack knowledge. I won’t deal with specifics in Silver States bankruptcy. I don’t know. What I do know is that banks have been financing aircraft and helicopter companies for years without understanding how quickly the asset can depreciate. You can finance a helicopter for $300,000.00 ( a small one) and with proper maintenance,insurance and everything operating on that helicopter as it should it can be worth $150,000.00 in a year. A helicopter is the sum of its parts and when a company operates that asset at a rapid rate it brings in rapid revenue that looks good to a bank. The bank sees the money coming in,bigger operating loans being paid in a timely manner at a premium price. More loans are given out money is coming in at a higher than expected rate. Everyone is happy. When the unprecedented business wanes do to economic and other factors such as mismanagement or misrepresentation of business the financial institutions as the chattel holders are left with the assets of what appeared to be a thriving company. As long as the money was flowing nobody thought to check what the aircraft were currently worth and in some cases I have seen,whether the aircraft actually still existed.Aircraft are also nothing more than a data plate surrounded by parts. More on that at another time.
The result of the above situation being that when the receiver for the lenders got into the companies true inventory most of the aircraft were nothing more than a flying set of timed out ,near timed out or rental components sitting on aircraft that were worth of fraction of their book value.
Point one. Management. Who is running the operation? What is that persons history? What are the people who have been hired to manage allowed to input into the company if they see something is wrong ? There were so many red flags popping up at Silver State you had to wonder if there was any accountability. I personally knew of two instances that I was involved in where aircraft were sold to or offered for sale to Silver State on condition that a sizable premium be paid to a person in management at Silver State. That person would endorse the sale price at the inflated value and take a “commission” in cash.
There will be a thousand sad stories to come out of Silver States demise. The scripts were written months ago.







